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I had a crazy dream last night...in Japanese
03-06-2012, 09:52 AM
The apartment next to mine is almost always suspiciously dark, even though a middle-aged man (we called him the おじさん) rents it. He keeps a car in our parking lot, but it rarely moves, so my wife has speculated that he doesn't actually live there. She said that he probably uses it as secret getaway for cheating on his wife. Last night, however, I discovered the truth.

According to my dream, he is actually using the apartment as a photo studio. His specialty? Nudes, of course. I discovered this when I ran into my neighbor and two smoking hot babes in the parking lot, and they openly admitted that he was the Japanese Hugh Hefner. (In my dream he was also replaced by an older English teacher at one of the schools I work at, which made it extra bizarre.)

Anyone else having weird dreams in Japanese?

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05-07-2012, 11:08 PM
Alright, I had one last night.

I dreamt I was in the supermarket, and some lady cut me in line so I started yelling at her in Japanese. Then I realized I was in America, and the lady had no idea what I was saying.

What a waste of good 日本語!
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05-11-2012, 01:54 PM
They're not all in Japanese, but since the baby was born I've been having lots of insane dreams - the kind that are too wild to remember yet leave you shaking in the morning. Sleep deprivation does crazy things to my mind.

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06-06-2012, 03:20 PM
Alright, the last few days I've had some pretty entertaining dreams.

First, I had a dream that my infant daughter spoke English fluently. Then my wife showed up, and although she was speaking Japanese, my daughter didn't switch languages. Daddy wins!

The next dream needs some explanation first. See, when my wife tries to wake me up, she's too kind sometimes. For example, she was trying to get me to help out with the baby the other
night, thinking that tickling my hand would rouse me. Instead, it just gave me a weird dream about her asking me to open the toothpaste for her (I tend to shut caps on things too tight for her to open). In the dream, I'd wake up and twist the cap just enough for her to open it herself. Then she'd wake me up again (まだまだ!) and I'd twist it a little more. I think I went through about 5 cycles of this before realizing that the baby was crying.

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