Alright, the last few days I've had some pretty entertaining dreams.
First, I had a dream that my infant daughter spoke English fluently. Then my wife showed up, and although she was speaking Japanese, my daughter didn't switch languages. Daddy wins!
The next dream needs some explanation first. See, when my wife tries to wake me up, she's too kind sometimes. For example, she was trying to get me to help out with the baby the other
night, thinking that tickling my hand would rouse me. Instead, it just gave me a weird dream about her asking me to open the toothpaste for her (I tend to shut caps on things too tight for her to open). In the dream, I'd wake up and twist the cap just enough for her to open it herself. Then she'd wake me up again (まだまだ!) and I'd twist it a little more. I think I went through about 5 cycles of this before realizing that the baby was crying.